Taliban/Islamist Extremists - Statement

The Taliban and Islamist Extremists have captured a number of EU forces from the recent fight with the Taliban in Pakistan. We are delighted that the US’s own FoxNews has even begun criticizing its lack of interest in the region, and wonders if the US would like to concede defeat and declare our glorious victory. We will continue our fight against all invaders as long as it takes, even if it means attacking them on their home soil.